Mike Jones 

n. describes a woman, between the ages of 18 and 24 -give or take- who is really hot. The term is primarily used between guys when they wish to point out a really hot girl to one another conspicuously when it would be awkward to do so otherwise.

Yep, I hope to spend some time with Mike Jones tonight

Mike Jones by Zaem September 20, 2010

Mike Myers 

Extremely lame "actor" whose acting skill consists of doing the same character with different clothes over and over again. Watch "Wayne's World", "Austin Powers", the "Axe Murderer" one, and any of his SNL sketches. He does and says almost the exact same things but changes his clothes and tries to alter his accent.

Lets sign a petition "Ban Mike Myers from ever standing in front of a camera"

Mike Myers by jojojfik July 14, 2005

Mike Dub 

A walking string bean, Who is NOT hung like a horse. He may also be running a jet pack business out of his garage.

"Ay yo Jeff, Did you see that Mike Dub?"

Mike Dub by Shmeevonne October 17, 2008

Mike MaL 

To be dominatted in a particular activity or a life style such as greatness

You just got Mike Mald!..."Im simply the greatest, when i wake up in the morning i piss excellence"

Mike MaL by mike malaquias April 15, 2010

Mike Drop 

what happens to Pence when he certifies the election.

trump will have a major Mike drop after the January 6 certification of the election.

Mike Drop by Avocatman January 5, 2021

Mike Jones 

Used when something is awesome, sweet or off the sheezy.

That website is Mike Jones, Yo!

Mike Jones by Du Rag April 28, 2005

Mike Desial 

THE CATS MEOW. the biggest baddest o.g. around. with a bit of a pimp lean, struttin his stuff ina pair of lee jeans. bright diamonds in his ears, drives with nascar steer. cruisin big chevy, swag so big it weighs down on others heavy. nikes on his feet, dances sexy on the beat. Ashton Martin thru the back streets. does the dougie, owns the whole damn place, so much hustle, can throw stacks in yo face.

damn, i wish i was a mike desial
hey, hes got swag... must be a mike desial

Mike Desial by Sher-Licious August 24, 2011