muff head

anyone with hair on their head the resembles a muff

usually chubby too

man look at that muff head go!

by chimpy pete February 3, 2007

Muff Diver

One Who Dives In Muffs (aka Vag.)And/Or Is Addicted To Sex

Dude That Kid Cotter Is A Muff Diver

by CoReY f August 8, 2006

mufassa

A noun used to confusulate an ignorant individual

Come on Jimbo, it's not rocket science Mu-Fas-Sa

by AB_Drax July 8, 2003

Muff cabbage

Assuming that a muffin top is when a womans fat spills over her tight jeans, muff is referring to something of-putting towards a woman.

Also cabbage just sounds like a reference to the vagina area

So muff cabbage is either a massive vagina (like a camel toe), or a really stank ass nasty vag, with so much syphilis and pus oozing out of it it has the appearance of cabbage

You are muff cabbage!!

I pulled of her panties and instead of a beautiful pussy i find a muff cabbage!!

by thomasthemountainman October 17, 2010

mufasarama

an expression discovered by Lainey and Kelley; meaning: a celebration of Disney characters, such as those from The Lion King, or any other Disney movie, or Disney cable television show. This get together may include, dancing, partying, drinking, grinding, or any other "hardcore" things that they cannot display on the Disney network. The party can be in any closed location where cameras aren't permitted.

Pinochio was preparing for murfasarama, where he would meet up with Dopey and "get jiggy with it".

by Kelley-Bean June 21, 2005

muffer

A muffer is a m***** f*****, a coolish person, or someone you really hate. It was made up in response to a creative cussing contest. It is rarely used as the "coolish person" definition.

"That KKK muffer!" ---insulting

"Why you muffer, you mean you really got that awesome pic?" --coolish person

"What a muffer"--insulting

by Gramma Booty(licious) December 26, 2004

muff diver

a women who is a lesser and enjoys spending time in other ladies "muff's" (hense the name)is nicknamed a "muff diver"

julie likes muff, bloody muff diver

by Shaun Elgar January 14, 2008