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John Edwards

When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.
"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"

"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."

"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."
by Bsizzla October 7, 2008
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John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.
1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.
by sean82fta August 24, 2005
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John Stewart

1) The african-american green lantern.
2) An annoying misspelling of Jon Stewart, host of the daily show.
John Stewart's portrayal in the Justice League cartoon was probably the best of any green lantern. DC characters can be deep, sometimes.
by birdboy2000 July 4, 2005
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John Myung

John Myung is the bassist for a band called Dream Theater who started in 1985 in New York. He is the world's best bass player.
Shit man, imagine having John Myung in your ears.
by James Adam January 24, 2006
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John Darksoul

Famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls". Known from his famous quotes, such as "It is always the darkest before the soul".
Person 1: Hey, is that John Darksoul?

Person 2: The famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls"?!

Person 1: He is know from his famous quotes!

John Darksoul: It is always darkest before the soul!
by John Darksoul December 17, 2021
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John Leslie Milkshake

The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.
Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.

Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake

Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.
by Theliquidshiter July 6, 2011
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John Densmore

Drummer for The Doors. A very good, jazz-rock fusion type player, interesting use of lead style at times. Probably the most technically talented member of the band, and known for sometimes refusing to take Jim Morrison's drunken crap.
John Densmore is pretty sweet.
by Bonzo, King of Drums January 13, 2009
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