Dick Beat December 

The month after No Nut November where you beat your dick constantly to get out all the cum stored in your dick from November

I´m going to stay in my house for Dick Beat December so I can get all the Cum from November out.

Dick Beat December by nuttery November 15, 2017

Dick Bic 

When a celebrity autographs a fan’s penis

Yo, I got Connor 4 Real to dick Bic my junk!

Dick Bic by CaptDong October 2, 2019

Dick Stomper

A small lap dog, usually from Mexico that will stomp your cock attempting to fluff it before nesting to become a dickwarmer.

Dooder quit being a dick stomper and just nest already, my dicks cold!
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Dick Stomper by Lordgumby November 23, 2016

Dick Nibber 

someone who bites on the end of a dick and calls it a blowjob

i got the worst blowjob last night from some dick nibber

Dick Nibber by wetdickallnight April 17, 2009

dick appointment 

To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.

"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment

dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012

Dick in a Blender

A truly painful experience that still may be preferred over the proposed task, activity, action, etc.

Guy 1: Hey man, wanna go hang out at Bill's?
Guy 2: I'd rather shove my dick in a blender
Guy 1: I knew you didn't like Bill but that's extreme.
Guy 2: I beg to differ *plugs in blender*

Dick in a Blender by I Don't Need a Pseudonym September 10, 2014

Dick Boat

A sailing vessel that typically carries large quantities of homosexual men around the Caribbean, especially to Grand Bahama Island. Often times the Dick Boat trails behind it a smaller Fail Boat that is used to ferry the passengers into Port Lucaya.

How did you folks get to Fish Fry Fail? Can't you tell? We came on the Dick Boat!

Dick Boat by OnTheDickBoat February 21, 2010