Chirstian

An unexplainable inability to use spell check.

Though we explained several times to Charles how to use spell check, it seems that he is Chirstian.

by Al3xand3rTh3Gr3at April 4, 2015

fake Christian

A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...

Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.

by Voltaire11 September 20, 2006

Christian

An ignorant hypocrit.

Ex. 1

Christian bitch: "Its sinful to have piercings, because your body is a temple."

Me: "So why do you have your ears pierced?"

Christian bitch: "Oh, well ear piercings are OK."

Ex. 2

Christian bitch: "That band is a bunch of devil worshippers because they use distorted guitars, and growling vocals."

Me: "What if I told you that they are a 'christian' metal band?"

Christian bitch: "Impossible. All music that isnt gospel is devil worship."

Me: "Wow. You christians certainly make me laugh."

by JayDubya. May 24, 2008

christian

the biggest pimp you will ever meet

Dude that guys name is christian...
really... i bet he is a pimp

by christian the best hall October 17, 2008

christian rap

Yet another funny oxymoron. Christian rap really doesn't exist, it's like metal without the sex, drugs and parties. Christian rap will never express some of the core ideals and dilemmas that almost all rap artists express. I'm sorry, but a rap or hip-hop song about Mountain Dew, which is a great drink, is not a rap song. It's like a football player dressed as a ballerina for the Super Bowl, it just isn't right.

Listening to 2Pac can help you understand what real rap is about.

by CypressLB May 13, 2005

Christianese

A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.

Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."

Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."

by golgotha August 15, 2012

Christian

most attractive person of the male persuasion anyone could ever meet.

I can't believe I actually met a Christian today!!

by Lovestruck Angel March 11, 2008