Definitions by golgotha
Christianese
A manner of speaking within the American Christian subculture in which the speaker cloaks the words being said under the feign visage of 'love', but in reality, is saying it for the sole purpose of hurting you.
Christianese: "I really feel that God is telling me to say this to you..."
Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."
Translation: "I am going to hurt you now... in Jesus's name, Amen."
Christianese by golgotha August 15, 2012
humicroav
The subject of countless irritating, whiny and petulant, child-like attacks by Phish fans. Often mistaken for Coldplay.