No Shit on my Dick

Despite the obvious misfortune one remains optimistic.

Jody said she had an STD and and i said "No shit on my dick..."

by LonLonMilk April 7, 2011

nice shit hay

originally spoken by Shaycarls mother, mother of famous youtube celebrity Shaycarl, when he made a good shot in baseball.

Now used as a general acknowledgement when Shaycarl does something of same nature.
shaycarl owns the channels
youtube.com/shaytards
youtube.com/iphonetard
youtube.com/shaycarl
youtube.com/shayloss

grandma/tard: "nice Shit hay,,, oopps I mean nice hit Shay"

by shaytards viewer August 18, 2011

shit on yo grittz

a synonym for salty or use wen wrong

somebody says you are 13 and then you say actually im 15 then you could say she just shit on yo grittz

by shakwana January 31, 2008

don't take no shit

When you really do take shit from people, things, life etc, but you want to seem tough.

I don't take no shit from anything! Somebody say something!!!

by Scdaw August 3, 2016

raspy shit

A term used to describe an attractive woman with a manly quality about her.

A hot chick with a deep voice would be considered, 'raspy shit'.

by candycool September 1, 2006

Thick as Pig Shit

A person who is unteachable. Wouldn't be able to learn if it saved their life.

Girl: (after having a fit and insulting a guy): Learn to appreciate girls and then maybe we can try again.
Guy: If you think I will ever try again with you, you're as thick as pig shit.

Donald Trump is as thick as pig shit.

by DarthKieduss September 28, 2018

shit hits the fan

Something that could, and would, happen at a G.G. Allin concert.

G.G. squatted down, produced, and delivered the goods at the consert...

by The Tangoman October 23, 2004