Cowork Valley

A nearby office allows you to snooze for an extra 30 minutes. A place where you can get work done and hang out afterward. Where the coffee never seems to run out, but the breaks always seem to end too soon.

There's something for everyone, from aspiring entrepreneurs to enthusiastic interns.

Oh no, I have to submit a presentation! 'm glad I can reserve a conference room at Cowork Valley.

by we are very September 1, 2022

Castro Valley

A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.

“I’m from Castro Valley”

“Oh damn what is there to do there?

“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”

by Who?asked? March 23, 2024

valley soul

Instead of valley boy and valley girl this is a valley soul. The ENBY of the valleys. Based in California and highly fashionable

“Touring california and just saw someone highly attractive.. must be a valley soul“

by Whatyouatefordinner June 12, 2021

Pacific Valley

a school in Big Sur with only 17 kids and most of them are stoners. the staff at this school include hippies, rednecks, and the weird ass principal named Reanna.

Pacific Valley School sucks if u ain't smoking any herb.

by Brad Bailey March 7, 2009

South Valley Slammer

The alter-ego of the infamous Sidewalk Slammer. You drink half of a 40oz Corona and fill the rest with tequila. Once you finish, you smash the bottle.

Hey John are you down for South Valley Slammers tonight? I’m trying to get after it.

by Quagmire Fritchenstein January 31, 2023

Otter Valley

The gayest school you could ever go to, everyone there is gay. Even the people who say they are straight. It's all just gay, nothing but gay. The school kinda sucks (the d).

Otter Valley is so gay, that not even the rulers are straight.

by Gaysauce4lifebro July 20, 2020

Smoky Valley

When someone is eating another person's ass and vapes into their anus.

"Yo Jessica, hand me my Juul. I'm gonna give Sarah a Smoky Valley

by YaBoyPabs September 10, 2018