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Hoosic Valley

The only place you'll want to kill yourself truly. If you're anything but the most disgusting looking, pale, hardcore christian up, blonde-brown ombre, shit talking hetero you will be sent to purgatory by someone who looks like a scratching post. People who have relations get ahead and only the people you hate will be related to the staff. There is at least 5 cases of incest going on at a time. Have fun trying to survive against people who's names probably sound like they came out of an Instagram dictionary. Also it has a terrible rating, you won't get into a good college.
Person A : Did you go to Hoosic Valley?

Person B : Yes, I almost killed myself.
Hoosic Valley by wigglewip October 3, 2022