ludicrous speed

Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"

by Burgo November 6, 2003

speedsofter

The Airsofter who generally carries one mag on the field (5-15 minute games) and is normally CQB games. Normally they wear a hoodie and you need to shoot them a few times (most cheaters look like this)

That speedsofter guy will not call his hits

by Gwhahshd February 27, 2017

Speed dating

Dating on and off, but with different people.

Sarah: Did you know that Cameron dated 4 girls this week? Claire: Well he's obviously speed dating.

by Kool Smartie March 15, 2015

high speed

A specialty drink combined with hyphy juice and alcohol. Usually sold around san francisco

Damn, that high speed got to my head hella quick!

by tmariee March 4, 2008

speedbump

A line of either Ritalin or Adderall that you blow... makes you speedy!

Guy 1: Man, I have so much work to do tonight.

Guy 2: Don't sweat it, buddy. Just do a speedbump, you'll get it done in no time.

by speed-demon65 February 22, 2010

Soggy Speed Bag

The act of licking an enlarged hemroid.

My buddy got totally wasted and gave this fat chick a soggy speed bag.

by CHRIS SHAGLEY November 12, 2007

Mexican speed monkey

When a person does a line of any snorted drug off of a monkey's ass then licks the anis of the monkey

Dude I did a Mexican speed monkey last night

by MetalMan95100 March 17, 2010