speedsdrop

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.

Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.

by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009

speedrope

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

by Jim A December 31, 2006

speedrophile

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024