speedsdrop 

The act of front or back seat passengers casually looking at the speedometer, when feeling nervous about the driver's speed.

Jennifer was speedsdropping on Dave when she felt he was speeding.

speedsdrop by TheRealSQ October 4, 2009

speedrope 

Synonym for skipping rope, but for manly manly men bursting with testosterone (as oppsed to 8-year-old girls in the playground).

Get back in the kitchen, woman! I'm going to drink beer then do some speedrope.

speedrope by Jim A December 31, 2006

speedrophile 

Spider pedophile

"Stretch the spider out"
"No I'm not a pedophile"
"I think you mean speedrophile"

speedrophile by Dogwomangeo May 11, 2024