Barnyard Testicle Sandwich 

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

Barnyard Testicle Sandwich by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

San Diego Shit Sandwich 

A sexual accident which occurs when someone is performing cunnilingus on a female from the Baja region of Mexico. The female farts, which subsequently becomes a shart and the male ingests a portion of the stick suprise, much to his pleasure.

Hey dude, I had a delicious San Diego Shit Sandwich from Rosalita last night.

San Diego Shit Sandwich by GringoTENN January 19, 2009

Tuna Sandwich 

A sandwich nobody wants, but everyone eats.

OH! Look who wants a tuna sandwich now!

Sylar didn't want a tuna sandwich.

Sylar ate a tuna sandwich.

Tuna Sandwich by Tom Argio March 28, 2008

ass sandwich 

The act of planting one's ass on another's face, usually after they've been overserved and are passed out on a couch or bed. Proper form "fits" the butt crack atop the nose.

Bobby came home hammered and passed out. So I gave him an ass sandwich.

ass sandwich by Mark Regan September 3, 2006

Jamaican Dirt Sandwich 

Made popular by Dean Blundell on The Dean Blundell Show

on 102.1 the Edge, in Toronto.

"It's when you get high with your girl, and your in a park somewhere doin' it, and there's dirt on the ground, and your down there, doin' (pussy licking noises) the thing, and you get a little dirt in there, IT'S THE JAMAICAN DIRT SANDWICH"

"Nah, the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich is bad because the grounds dirty right? And once you get a little dirt, it's not good."

"If I'm ever eating the Jamaican Dirt Sandwich in front of you, guaranteed one thing is for sure: We will both be VERY VERY DRUNK, and I wouldn't remember it"

Jamaican Dirt Sandwich by Scotty900 August 5, 2009

lady sandwich 

when a girl is in the middle of a threesome and one guy is fucking her in the ass and another is at the other end screwing her in the front

They saw i lady sandwich in the porn movie

lady sandwich by Mary April 5, 2005

turkey sandwich syndrome 

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

turkey sandwich syndrome by C-wak March 29, 2006