make a train take a dirt road 

Looks so striking they cause people to act in ways out of the ordinary. This can mean you're attractive or butt ugly.

But it usually means butt ugly.

I went to meet Stan from Tinder but left immediately. He looked NOTHING like his pics!!! dude could make a train take a dirt road!
Guys always go crazy over Marcy! She could make a train take a dirt road.

make a train take a dirt road by kloon882 May 31, 2018

Steaming Road Twinkie 

Typically when an over the road truck driver or anyone who drives long distances for that matter takes to the road, one needs various methods to keep awake. Some may resort to coffee, others music, but the most hearty will resort to the road twinkie. The road twinkie is created when a sock is used to cover the erect manhood of the driver who then works out a batch of man juice. This juice is caught inside of the sock thus making it resemble a twinkie. Disposal is usually done by throwing the newly formed twinkie out of the car window.

Trucker 1: Man, got a long haul tomorrow. Taking a load of rebar and sheet rock from Tulsa to LA. Not sure if I can stay awake.
Trucker 2: Why don't you bring some old socks and make steaming road twinkies all along the route? I ben doing it for years. And a bonus, if someone cuts you off, you can play Twinkie Jarts and try to stick 'em to the bastards windshields.

Steaming Road Twinkie by steaming road twinkie May 11, 2009

Ice Road Trucking

Verb: The act of covering your girl’s chest in a white, powdery substance (flour, powdered sugar, cocaine, etc) and rolling Hot Wheels cars across her breasts to form miniature tire tracks.

Can be used as an infinitive “to ice road truck” or in the past tense “ice road trucked”.

Last night was so hot. I was ice road trucking her until she went down on me.

Ice Road Trucking by ShitbagSPC February 10, 2019

down the road 

When you slit your wrists down your arm intending to do serious damage not likely to survive

See across the street

I'm so pissed of I'm in a down the road kind of mood

down the road by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

code of the road 

an unspoken rule that whatever happens on a roadtrip is not repeated to anyone except those involved in the roadtrip.

Marc could not tell Paul's wife what happened on the way to New York because of the code of the road.

code of the road by inspire_d March 3, 2004

Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.

Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that

Bust a load and hit the road by PresOfDaFriends March 17, 2011

code of the road 

the rule that every driver on earth believes that anyone driving slower than they are is an idiot and those driving faster must be assholes.

Look at this idiot driving 50. Holy shit! Did you see that asshole?!?

code of the road by iwastoodrunk March 29, 2004