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Procrastiblogging

Blogging during time poor situations where attention should be better spent on the task at hand.

see also:

procrastiblog: a blog devoted to procrastination eg crapidowheniprocrastinate.tumblr.com

procrastiblogger: one who excels in the art of procrastiblogging
Yo Ho: dude did you study for your economics final?
Steve: No way I was procrastiblogging youtube memes all night long!
by skycaptsteve June 14, 2011
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Procrastigame

Man, I procrastingamed so bad today I didn't get shit done.

Fuck this homework, I think I'm just going to procrastigame as long as I can.
by __Meeshee__ September 16, 2011
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procrastafacing

Me: Have you got your assignment done yet?
Friend: Nah, I've been procrastafacing all afternoon.
by blessandrespect October 22, 2011
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Procrastifail

n. Occurs when someone procrastinates so much, there is no other word for it. even a failure at life ranks above a procrastifailure.
Hey, why don't you go fix that leak?

Okay, I'll do it later.

But it's been like that for two months. You always say you'll do it later.

Exactly. Later, as in, not in the foreseeable future.

Dude, that is such a procrastifail.
by IngolfrShadow October 5, 2011
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Procrasturbation

1. The act of procrastinating through means of masturbation (use masturbation as a procrastinatory tactic).
2. The act of putting off masturbation that buildup has made necessary.
3. Metaphoric: the act of fucking yourself over by procrastinating.
1. The author spent her night procrasturbating when she should have been finishing her novel.
2. The young man knew his procrasturbation had gotten out of control, because the buildup had gotten so bad his erection wouldn't go away.
3. The student procrasturbated by writing this definition when he should have been studying for his midterm.
by I'm procrasturbating November 18, 2011
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procrasturbation

the art of masturbation when you need to be doing something important
ex. when a teenage boy has a paper due in five days he uses procrasturbation until the last day.
by ghhdfb November 19, 2011
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Procrastorbate

The act of waiting to masturbate til you're alone.
I have to procrastorbate while moms still home.
by yooperdude1 December 16, 2011
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