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mental disorder

Idiot: "Tumblr invented a new gender called vapeogender! Basically when I'm exposed my gender turns to smoke!"
Normal person: "Dude if you think your dick turns to smoke when they pull down your pants you have a mental disorder, if you have a dick you are a male, if you have a pussy you are a female, if you have none you don't belong to this planet!"
by kansas54 April 20, 2017
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Mental health

One thing that won't help your mental health is not taking a stand you know you have in you. It's not about being perfect or meeting someone else's expectations, you always have an enemy within to contend with no matter the adversity coming from outside of you. Good for Simone Biles.
Mental health is something people ignore as long as they are physically doing well, but if you've been through some things, it's going to come to the surface at times.
by The Original Agahnim August 2, 2021
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mental retardation

Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree’s definitions/their entire existence
Icy Wyte and Let’s go brandon, i agree have mental retardation
by monkeymoo ✨ March 4, 2023
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Mental institution

A place where people talk about killing themselves and/or other people. These people are often in a dark room with a straight jacket on and take a lot of medication
''My uncle Tony had to be put in a mental institution because he said he was going to kill himself.'' ''But it's not his fault. He has no friends and his family doesn't give a damn about him. ''Man this country is fucked up;;;
by Monkey Face August 29, 2008
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mental asylum

placae to lock up the insane with bad provoking judgement, mental flaws, are crazy, and have bad uncontrollable, jeering and spasmic actions. initially made for people that have ever had more than one lover in thier day, make false accusations and carry out further function overdoing it, lie, kill, cheat, steel, sin and know they do it and carry out thier ridiculousness to other people or environment. Made for people that have sex with animals, objects, dead carcuses and fecal matter. People in a state of euphoria. People that have mental disorders of any kind. Stopped maybe in the 1800's because it wasn't fair. That was one time.
Strat loved a girl in his head and was locked in a mental asylum, until she showed herself so the wardens knew she actually did exist.

Those skinny vampiric looking, pale people over there with those little sharp crooked teeth were raised from a woman that escaped a mental asylum.
by europopian August 7, 2009
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Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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mentor

A person who works in a call center, usually a lifer who has --for reasons unknown to the common man-- not been fired yet and has been deemed somehow superior to other call center agents. His job is either to rove or answer the mentor line. Roving mentors walk around the call center waiting for desperate agents to flag them down, sometimes involving the embarassing process of waving some sign or doing a chicken dance, in order to get help with resolving a customer issue. Mentor line mentors take calls from other call center agents and attempt to talk them through customer issues while the customer is on hold. You can't call the memtor line unless you have someone on hold, but you can get around that by dialing someone else, dialing the mentor line, then hanging up the first dialed line.
Rob summoned a mentor because he needed to do The Big Nasty.
by Spirit Bear October 28, 2004
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