I guess you had to be there 

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

I guess you had to be there by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010

I will rag you

Fucking some one up

I will rag you by madison ave. and 42nd!

I will rag you by frankietheragger September 5, 2011

I don't give a shit 

When you do a half ass job at work because you have no interest in it and have no passion because everything seems blah blah blah!

"I went to work and did a half ass job on everything and got fired! I don't give a shit!"

I don't give a shit by Seth Martin Dresser October 15, 2018

i'm'bibed 

When you've imbibed too much and you're drunk.

Man: *slurring* I jus' finish'd the last whisgy and i'm'bibed
Friend: I knew it was you whomst'd've drank my scotch!

i'm'bibed by Charles C. Carmichael III, Esq November 14, 2018

i aint gonna lie

A formal declaration that what you are about to speak is plainly the truth. Although sometimes used deviously as a preamble to an actual lie.

i aint gonna lie , Tyrese got hops but he can't dunk on no 10ft rim.

i aint gonna lie by Pizzlej March 5, 2019

I Do Stuff 

The art of doing or conducting extraneous unnameable activities of any means.

Acquaintance: What do you do for fun?
Me: I Do Stuff

I Do Stuff by Uncle Harris May 28, 2019

I'll call you yesterday 

A sarcastic phrase used to signify that you actually won't call or interact with someone in the future. The phrase implies that you would have theoretically called them "yesterday" if you really cared. This phrase is primarily used a means of blowing someone off.

Jim: So did you meet up with that girl you got coffee with last week?

Nick: Nah, she blew me off and never texted back after. It was an "I'll call you yesterday" type of situation.

I'll call you yesterday by FrenchOnion May 18, 2020