Floridian Crockpot

The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.

1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."

by M1rc4t March 12, 2024

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Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

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Florican

A Puerto Rican that was either born in Florida or raised mostly in Florida. Usually unable to speak proper Spanish and identifies as a Floridian.

Jose looks Puerto Rican but he doesn’t speak Spanish so he must be one of them Floricans.

by NaviDor March 29, 2024

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Floriderp

Something or someone so stupid, so idiotic that it could only be from Florida.

did you see that video of Ron DeSantis grinding his teeth?

of course it's Floriderp in the news again.

by todd.adhd.rocks April 4, 2024

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Fluoridated

Fluoridated individuals lose certain aspects of basic awareness and curiosity, resulting in confusion and distress when confronted with uncertain issues. Neglect of communication and reason are primary issues that fluoridation cause, on the social level.

"He was so fluoridated, he just let the world crush him because he didn't have his third eye to see"

by nelsonnumerodos April 7, 2024

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