flying spider

When a partner is wall twerking naked and the other partner is at the top of the wall and jumps down onto the person wall twerking and tries to insert his penis into the anus while falling towards the person. There is a 90% chance of breaking your penis if attempted

Doctor: How on earth did you break your penis so badly?
Patient: The flying spider

by AsianSpermWhale December 8, 2013

Yukon flying spider

A sexual act in which you jump out of a plane naked and have sex with your partner in the air. land in ice cold water and then shit in the water.

guy1= heyy what did you do on the weekend?
guy2= my girlfriend and i did a yukon flying spider.
guy1=lucky!

by Yukonfun333 December 2, 2009

flying spider monkey

A crusty old teacher, usually Scottish, who's got bad breath and grades essays hard.

Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Mr. Feeny is a fucking flying spider monkey.

by The Dude's a Pederast December 22, 2007