Definitions by M1rc4t
Step Boyfriend
What one would be considered when your Wife/Girlfriend is Monkey Branching with another guy.
(Another word for Cuck)
(Another word for Cuck)
1. "Hey sport, Great job on getting the vasectomy done! I got you a Nintendo Switch."
2. "Yoooo thank you so much. I'm happy to be such a good Step Boyfriend for you and my wife."
2. "Yoooo thank you so much. I'm happy to be such a good Step Boyfriend for you and my wife."
Step Boyfriend by M1rc4t May 20, 2026
Floridian Crockpot
The act of inserting your genitals, preferably a male, into a crocodile resulting in the separation of one's genitals from their body.
1: "Sir, how did you lose your penis?"
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
2: "I Uh..."
1: "Sir, you're going to have to tell me. We must know."
2: "I prefer a Floridian Crockpot behind Disney World."
Floridian Crockpot by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
Hawaiian Waterboarding
The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.
1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
Hawaiian Waterboarding by M1rc4t March 12, 2024