flap your wings 

To flail one's arms and body around in a vain attempt to prevent an object from falling; to english an object.

The older you get the clumsier you get and the more you'll find you'll have to flap your wings.

flap your wings by pentozali August 17, 2010

Fapstronaut

An astronaut sent into space with the specific goal of avidly masturbating in outer space. Fapstronauts are equipped with a revolutionary space suit design in which one arm hole(the masturbation hand) is permanently connected to the area located near the zero gravity genitalia. Fapstronauts often exist to fulfill life long dreams, or strange fetishes. These humans are not endorsed by NASA or any other space-bound company

"Incredible, Zach is the most ferocious masturbator to ever enlist in the Fapstronaut program"
"Wow, youre right, he must masturbate at least seven times per day"

Fapstronaut by pretzelsoup May 24, 2015

faps 

A petty, obnoxious, person who is often homosexual.

1. George is flirted with Tom and his being a huge faps.
2. George is a faps. He kept telling me to change the channel to figure skating while I was trying watch the Super Bowl.

faps by James W. Ricardo December 15, 2007

Fapster 

A person who has already fapped to the picture you just linked.

<nobody> random_picture_involving_dead_parrot.jpg
<derp> I'd fap to that
<fapster> already fapped that!
<derp> you're such fapster

Fapster by Bacon_Lover September 25, 2011

butt flap

A loincloth. A term used first in George of the Jungle, but most notably in George of the Jungle 2.

"He keeps the deed in his what?"
"His, um, butt flap..."

butt flap by Pandaran January 27, 2007

flap 

After looking at manky things on your computer, you get up and jump about whilst flapping your hands by your side. While your neighbours watch you in a confuzzled way.

Blondie - Omg the guy across the road from me is flapping! Only twatty people like him would flap.

Rawkitup - Omg he is such a sad loner.

Blondie - He has a mullet. Enough said.

flap by Blondie and Rawkitup June 10, 2005

flap 

To masturbate with foreskin, similar to fap, but specifically for an uncircumsized penis.

I'm not circumsized, so I flap instead of fapping.

flap by PBAsydney April 26, 2009