Smoothie

When, at least, two guys (or more) jerk off into a cup and mix it around.

"Haha, Jake, Nick, and Alex all jerked it into a cup and made a smoothie!" - Nick
"Pics or it didn't happen." -Joe
"HAHA, We gave it to Jenny and we told her it was just her boyfriends jizz and she drank it!" - Nick
"OH GOD, Holy shit!" - Joe

by My Pseudo-pseudonym July 23, 2014

Smooth Criminal

When a drunk guy is peeing while standing up and leans from side to side as far as possible like Michael Jackson in the Smooth Criminal video, just to see how far he can go without falling over or losing control and pissing on everything.

Sorry about the wallpaper in your bathroom... I should've known I was too drunk to pull a smooth criminal... but at least I didn't puke!

by OkayCraaaaaiiiiiggggg October 23, 2017

smooth shit

to make a smooth transition

This light saber is the coolest. When I wanan be a bad guy I use the blue light and when I wanna be a good guy I just smooth shit to red.

by betty spread July 16, 2008

blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear

the male genital..penis

whats for lunch? your having " blue vein meatroll smoothered in underwear " !!!

by macmatty January 15, 2006

Smooth Operator

When a man tucks his penis between his legs so that it looks like he has a vagina then displays the final product to others.

Rather than mooning the crowd, I gave them the Smooth Operator.

by Markrushon September 6, 2006

smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.

1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.

by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008

Smoochka

Someone who is acting like a bitch.

Jenny stole my man, that Smoochka.

by Kristina April 24, 2004