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red states

States in which large segments of its citizens walk around with their heads up their asses, pulling them out only long enough to burn a cross or make a bigoted statement. Usually vote Republican, even though their populations are comprised largely of individuals living near or below the poverty line and thus unlikely to be favored by Republican tax and fiscal policies.
It would be wonderful if we could get from New York to California without having to cross through any red states.
by MRT2 September 25, 2006
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Red Dawn

An event where powerful communist forces invade a nation, particularly via parachute.
Red Dawn was a major fear during the Cold War. Thankfully, it never happened to America.
"Prepare for Red Dawn..."
-someone in the era of the Cold War
by Dave April 16, 2004
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red neck

Referring to that tell-tale sunburn on the back of the neck caused by wearing a John Deere or Cat tracker cap while plowing the fields. Generally acquired in conjunction with the "farmer's tan." Not necessarily limited to the rural Southern male, but closely associated with this particular species of human.
Kenny Chesney's girl may think his tracktor and farmer's tan are sexy, but it's his authentic redneck-ness that really turns her on.
by Anita the Fury April 29, 2005
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red carpet squash

The action of a female squating down on another persons face while menstrating.
I gave Rachel a red carpet squash last night!
by Natalie February 2, 2005
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Red light kisses

The kisses you exchange when stopped at a red light. Sometimes followed up with 3rd and 4th base stunts before the light turns green.
I enjoyed where these red light kisses were going, but it was over when the light turned green.
by UrbanEdd August 21, 2008
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Red Ring Of Death

A way of Microsoft saying "hey man, thanks for you're money oh and btw haha!!!! Your 360 is fucked!!!!! (EVIL LAUGHTERS)"
Excitement builds up inside me as I watched the first intro of Mass Effect 2 then the screen went black and I get the Red Ring Of Death......... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by maosodo February 17, 2010
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red top

a vial of crack that is recognized by the red colored capping
by Rick Ross September 5, 2008
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