Roys Penis

A godly relic that all men should envy and wish that they had.

Dude I want a Roys penis.

by Leoking April 17, 2011

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

penis brittle

found in the belly button after having drunken sloppy sex and passing out.

eew! Hon theres penis brittle in my belly button again!

by Amber December 1, 2003

Penis sauce

The unholy goo that makes new humans

After he stuck it up my ass, penis sauce almost dripped into my vag

by Jewboy7 April 11, 2017

Ex Ninilo Penis

To believe that your penis has a purpose in life other than to piss and fuck.

We will win this war only if we believe in Ex ninilo penis

by A Killer bum penis March 30, 2009

Chinese Penis Trap

Closed jerk off device used by gay men. It is a bigger Chinese finger trap but used for the penis. Two gay men put their penis on either side of the Chinese Penis trap. Both penis are trapped there staring at each other. They are to then pull the trap back and forth to obtain pleasure until both shoot out the frosty stuff. Once both shot its load the trap will be slippery enough to pop the cock out.

At gayfest 08, Johnny boy and officer me-off used the chinese penis trap to jack themselves off. They also ate the cum because they are gay fucks.

by 2drnk2fck January 27, 2007

penis

The drive and motivation in the male population.

Hi, I'm a guy and I have motivation and drive because of my penis.
Jeez, he's president of his company and making $110,000 a year? He must have sooome penis.
Wow, check out the penis on that guy.

by jeffro February 25, 2003