Mr. Peanut's Nuts

All it is is Mr. Peanut's balls

Ohhhh Boyyyyy, Mr. Peanut's Nuts look so delicious.

Mr. Peanut's Nuts by Mr. Survivor March 10, 2021

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls 

One who places peanut butter on his scrotum for the purpose of a mid game snack during a game of peanuckle

Weaver: *playing peanuckle*
"I could really go for a snack right now."
*scratches nuts and proceeds to like fingers*
"That protein nut punch really hit the spot."
Max: "Gosh Weaver, stop being such a peanuckle peanut butter balls before you grease up the cards and your taint"

Peanuckle Peanut Butter Balls by PoonNugget May 29, 2010

Mr Peanut 

Noun

1. A rarely accomplished feat, Mr. Peanut is slang for the sexual act of a man receiving oral sex from female tapdancer with glasses. When the man is ready to ejaculate, he withdraws from her mouth and presses the tip of his penis firmly against the outside of her glasses on one side only. He then proceeds to spooge heavily and completely covers one side of the glasses in a milky white film. To seal the deal, he must then cock one leg over her and take a dump filled with peanuts on her stomach, thus giving her the appearance of Mr. Peanut.

"I didn't care much for the performance, but that Mr Peanut I gave her after the show was awesome."

Mr Peanut by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups

Chocolate and peanut butter confectionaries sold by the Hershey Chocolate company. Created by Canadian native, Linda Brooks, in 1963.

"I love going to the candy store! I always get so many Reese's Peanut Butter Cups!"

Reese's Peanut Butter Cups by dandycandyman March 10, 2009

Making Peanut Butter 

Anal sex to the point where it gets all gooshy.

damn bitch, yo ass is making peanut butter!

Making Peanut Butter by Crazy68 May 20, 2010

Alabama Peanut 

Nice try Watt

Watt missed some inside jokes when he wasn’t at school, one of them being the Alabama Peanut

Alabama Peanut by MrSwimGoggles October 19, 2019

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts 

Completely crazy.

Something that is so unbelievably outrageous.

Psychotic.

Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?

Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!

Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts by baywatchpunk November 4, 2010