jacked up

This is a phrase largely equivilent to fucked up or screwed up. It roughly means "in a state of disarray" and is commonly used in the phrase "to jack someone/something up". In some cases, the meaning may be slightly altered by the fact that to get "jacked" can mean to be struck or injured.

That's jacked up man. I can't belive your girlfriend is cheating on you.

I got in a wreck last night. My car got totally jacked up.

by pete August 12, 2004

jack sparrow

free,unconventional,brilliant,genius,dirty outside but good hearted,sexy black eyes,drunken speech and moving,great pirat,captain of the black pearl

the only rule that really matters is:what a man can do and what a man can't do....so can you sail under the command of a pirate?

by mel October 22, 2003

jack Layton

Political leader of the New Democrat Party in Canada who tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

Jack Layton tries real hard to look like Vladimir Ilyich Lenin everyday.

by Democracy is Dead April 14, 2010

mason jacking

Placing a large glass vessel in the anal cavity in order to arrive at sexual gratification.

Larry is in the hospital, his jar broke while he was mason jacking. He is going to need a lot of stitches.

by Jackie Mason December 12, 2021

Supreme Jack

A short , odd looking husky boy. You will often find him him with his headphones on listening to Playboi Carti or playing basketball . You can easily spot him in a crowd due to his disheveled appearance and strong scent of axe body spray.

Yo who the fuck just took a shit in the women’s bathroom. “Oh that was probably Supreme Jack”.

by S onHisBack September 30, 2021

Jack Impression

Referred to a person who constantly boasts their ego, flashes their abs in public, or is really loud. They will do whatever they can to make themselves stand out in public. Can be easily tempered or stressed out. Can be simplified to just Jack.

Bro 1: yo, how was my first impression?
Bro 2: terrible man, you pulled a Jack Impression.
Bro 1: Aww man.

GF: What's wrong hun?
BF: I'm just been really Jack-ed lately. Work is just too over whelming.

Girl 1: eww did you see what that guy just did?
Girl 2: yea, he totally tried to Jack you.

by Elmo Life August 28, 2014

jack bitch

A road rage term used when you initially think it's a guy that cut you off, but realize it was a woman.

billy: hows it goin timmy

timmy: pretty shitty, some fuckin jack bitch cut me off while i was drinking a beer and it spilled all over my mongoose interior.

by olyshit December 18, 2010