Jonesy 

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1

Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.

Jonesy by Alf January 18, 2005

jonesing 

jonesing the want of somthing .. comes from 'keeping up with the joneses'. If you are jonsesing for some waffels you want to have waffles badly

Ive been jonesen fo some cake all night.

jonesing by tyno July 3, 2005

Jonesin it 

Laziness. To end a task without beginning it. To leave way in advance of the end of a work day. To act in a jonesingly manner.

John Doe: Hey I'm leaving out the door.

Jerry Doe: But it's only 1 p.m.?
John Doe: Yeah, I'm jonesin it today.

Jonesin it by Jason Jonesin July 28, 2009

Joner

The fold formed on your crotch while wearing jeans that gives the appearance of having an erection. Applies to women too.

Boner Jeans

"In math class today I had a giant joner
and Rebecca told all of her friends that
I had a hard on."

"Nicole had a huge joner in science
the other day; she pressed it away
self consciously to reassure everyone
that she did not in fact have a penis."

Joner by laxgodmoney October 16, 2009

Daniel Jones

Daniel Jones is an uncommon breed of mutant rat. He spends his spare time watching sislovesme videos, not to wank, but simply for entertainment. He also enjoys activities such as, but not limited to: Masturbation to black people gifs, pronouncing the word "gif" as "jif", and stealing his neighbours garden gnomes. If you are approached by such a creature, stay extremely still as to not threaten it, as when they are threatened they tend to grow a large coat of needles and shoot them at their enemies.

"See that Daniel Jones boy, don't go near him he's a bit, mmm you know"

Daniel Jones by The Jakey Cunt In Scotland October 15, 2018

Mike Jones 

A nigger that can't sing worth shit and thinks he's cool and has bitches.
Also see Nigger.

Look at that Mike Jones over there actin like his shit don't stink.

Mike Jones by KKKoolguy April 13, 2006

Alex Jones 

Alex Jones is a conspiracy theorist(founder of Infowars) and journalist who is known for the ''sandy hook didn't happen'' and ''chemicals make the frogs gay'' conspiracies. . Jones admitted he was wrong on Sandy Hook and misspoke on the frogs, it turns out that frogs become hermaphrodite because of the chemicals but not gay.

Despite being a whacko he has proven himself to be a high level exposer of conspiracies having filmed the bohemian temple's moloch video. He has also spoken on Nazi interventions with Jinn(interdimensional aliens). Despite all this he is still a hardcore nationalist and Trump supporter, not being able to see the bad there.

Alex Jones was crazy, but when pressured he backs it up.

Alex Jones by @mrkulci October 16, 2020