gooncoon

A big, dumb black man hired to rough someone up.

A member of the Something Awful forums that happens to be black.

Chip: "Any word from that gooncoon we hired to take care of Ricky?"
Micky: "If you want it done right he oughta be white."

goon1: "i think hiphopmix101 is black."
goon2: "omgz are you telling me we have a gooncoon infestation!?"

gooncoon by Butts Russell April 28, 2009

goonah 

I a Big Shit, almost beastly like

WOW jed you really really stink like shit go and have a shower you stinky bastard WHAT A GOONAH

goonah by The Masta Goonah September 6, 2006

goonsack 

The name of the bag of cheap wine, tastes like shit and should never be drunk. Generally costing less then $10

This tastes horrid! Dude it's fresh from the goonsack!

goonsack by Frosty Melon February 2, 2010

I believe that the hot dogs go on

A commonly misheard lyric in Celene Dion's "My Heart Will Go On". It is confused with the actual lyric of " I believe that the heart does go on"

Me: Near, far, wherever you are. I believe that the hot dogs go on.
Friend: No, it's I believe that the heart does go on!!!

I believe that the hot dogs go on by Hennas February 11, 2017

goonin it up 

when you walk around barefoot make unfunny jokes and behave in an over all douche bag manner. a typical goon is oblivious to that fact that they're fucking everything up for everyone and that they're not fucking funny at all.

the common goon outfit consists of a black wife beater, black gym shorts, barefeet, and a backwards hat that pushes their pet groomed hair into a faux-mullet.

they take extensive pride in their caveman looking girlfriends who they treat like shit anyway. when someone goons it up they usually take 1 step foward but 5 steps back.

a person who goons it up will commit an offense against an innocent person but expect the said innocent person to assume all guilt for their confronting of you. when someone goons it up in a confrontation they usually resort to light shoving and this obnoxious tactic of pointing their index finger in your face.

college kid 1: greg hasn't taken his girlfriend out on a date yet and they've been goin out for 4 months.

college kid 2: yea, gregs really goonin it up.

college kid 1: wow, john hasn't taken a fuckin shower in over 3 days.

college kid 2: what do you expect, he's always goonin shit up.

college kid 1: yo dylan why the fuck are you wearing the same shit you wore yesterday and the day before??

dylan: im just goonin it up!

college kid 1: yo greg just asked me for money to take his girlfriend out on a date.

college kid 2: goonin it up as usual.

typical goon: I WAS JUST TRYNA BE FUNNY LOLOL!!

goonin it up by youngh0v March 12, 2009

goonette 

Tha realist out of them all..keeps it real..gutta & always rides fa her goon..tha female version of a goon

"im ya goon u my goonette"
"dang that goonette gutta"

goonette by Myspace.com/s3asyoffical March 11, 2009

goonette 

1. Strong, independent woman.
2. A woman who embodies and exudes confidence.
3. A woman who is able to overcome trials and tribulations set before her with style and grace.
4. Female hustler.
5. A survivor.

"i'm yo goon, you my goonette" - plies.

goonette by boombooooom April 10, 2009