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crankaneese

The language someone uses when they are strung out on methamphetamine due to their mouth being dry or otherwise pronunciation similar to having marble mouth. The person also slurs their words while coming down from their high after being awake for several days
Marble mouthcrankanease The sketchy meth head was only speaking crankaneese by day 5.
by LDD76 January 28, 2013
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crankified

someone who is extra, extra cranky, surly and agitated about life and things that irritate them.
Geez, ever since Jeremy's wife left him, he has been so crankified with his co-workers!
by hotflmomma February 22, 2013
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Crankoocronut

A crankoo and a cronut enjoyed at the same time. Hence, a simultaneous cry, wank, poo, croissant and donut.
I enjoyed the cronut so much that I decided to combine it with a crankoo. In short, I had a crankoocronut.
by Merismus December 23, 2013
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Crankapuss

When all your dad does is bitch about everything/
"Dad is such a crankapuss" " all you do is fucking crankapuss around"
by sagittariusscorpiochick December 23, 2015
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crankish

To feel "kind of" irritable and cranky, with a slight brooding or morose mood. Grumpy and bitter, but still feeling lively. Similar to angst but crankish people are often preoccupied and content with life.

Unlike angst and apprehension, people who are crankish tend to enjoy the harsh situation in the moment, rather than wallow over trivial issues. Unlike people who are edgy, people who are crankish do not want to be seen as cool and often show sarcasm, wit and dark humor. Angsty people ask why. Crankish people just sigh.
The color orange is totally crankish.

That fat school professor with the beard and wearing the nerdy 1950s glasses, is so crankish.

The misanthropic TV show character Daria was so crankish.
by Charmouche October 2, 2016
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Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017
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Crankely

A word used when someone is upset, rude, quiet, and snappy.
Wow you're being really crankely today

Did you see that kid over there he's being really crankely to that other kid
by annyhasi March 4, 2017
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