Crankoo

A cry, a wank and a poo all experienced at the same time.

I had nothing to do that Sunday morning, so I decided to sneak off to the bathroom and have a crankoo.

by Polyptoton December 22, 2013

Crankoncile

To make a problem or dilema right with crystal meth.

Dude, I burned his trailer house down. Ill have to crankoncile this foul deed.

by Pseudo Morals October 20, 2018

crankjob

A handjob that involves the person receiving the handjob and/or the giver crying at the same time.

Dude, she gave me a crankjob last night, the mixture of tears and semen was amazing!

by mike oxrillybig July 19, 2011

Crangoola

When you shove cranberries up your ass to mix with your turd so you can have a delectable meal while relieving yourself.

When the boys were having a potluck I decided to replace the chili sauce which my special crangoola.

by Vice Gaming November 10, 2019

crankpot

A noun used to label someone who is having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. Someone who is depressed or angry, and pretty much an all around Bitch.

Raging Alcoholic 1: Did you see that guy just yell at the bartender for putting too much ice in his glass?

Raging Alcoholic 2: Yeah, he is being a total crankpot!

by Team Crankpot March 7, 2008

Cranktop

The art of cranktopping.
To cranktop.

Dat ass was cranktopping in those jeans last night.
Dude, I cranktopped all over that test.

by bigbangcranktopper69 September 6, 2012

Crackoon

A close friend who steals drugs from your winter stash, much like a raccoon in the wild.

Those bloody crackoons been snorting my coke again.

by TheRunningMoustache September 11, 2022