cat imp 

Short for "categorical imperative", Kant's famous term for the foundation of moral philosophy but also applicable more generally, also the name of a small mythical trickster; ie, suggesting the link between "goodness", rigor, etc. and trickery.

"The cat imps of philosophy are constantly shifting."
"This view suggests a new understanding of our cat imp."

cat imp by q335r49 June 18, 2013

cat crack 

The drug you blame your cats entirely random acts of insanity on

Holy crap, that cats been at the cat crack again, its climbing the walls

cat crack by blue2cv June 4, 2014

Cat walk ready 

Cat walk ready is a term used to describe ones physique after an episode of sickness and or diarrhea.

Natalie: "I've lost 5lbs in 3 days from food poisoning."

Danielle: "Cat walk ready."

Natalie: " I guess but I shit my pants."

Cat walk ready by smokington August 31, 2016

Cat Master 

A Cat Master is a male who owns many cats (More than 4) and his world revolves around them. He is in Love with all of them. Not to be confused with the Crazy Cat Lady.

That guy over there keeps 10 cats in his house, he must be a Cat Master.

Cat Master by vg718 May 19, 2016

cat mobile

a vehicleBMW X5 that transports the alpha female cat woman

When driving her cat mobile, Sandy decided her favorite word in the dictionary was unfuckwithable.

cat mobile by Smollonator December 29, 2016

Cat cabob 

Dick or penis

Last night my man skewered my pussy with his cat cabob

Cat cabob by Indabutt April 22, 2017

cat enthusiast

A person who loves cats, but doesn't necessarily own one.

Sterling loves cats, but doesn't own one because he has a lemur for a pet. He is a cat enthusiast.

cat enthusiast by conwaystern February 6, 2018