Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

Bruh just search up CPR it aint that hard

John: Bro start Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

Parker: What?

John: Fuck, CPR

by iM tHe BaKa November 7, 2022

Cardigan

Something that you rock in Atlanta.

Li'l Shordie Scott: I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan
Niggas know I'm late, they call me Shordie, Mr. Tardy Man
I just smoke my weed and fuck these hoes, I'm not no party man
Hit the plug and check the gas and take off in that Harley, man

by avatar.of.vishnu November 27, 2022

Cardigan

Silly bugger

Cor that boy's a cardigan

by Big jdog 789 December 20, 2022

Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.

Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING

by Morles December 27, 2022

cardiosimpitis

Inflammation to the heart due to being a simp

Bro that man has cardiosimpitis for his crush

by WinterRave February 2, 2023

Cardinal

A type of bird

Random kid in 2055: “Dad I just named my pet cardinal Flapjack”
The kid’s dad: “I am proud of you son”

by anonymous February 27, 2023

Cardiac deployed

Daddy pulse

Pulse and doc together in a relationship (cardiac deployed)

by Pulsedoc March 31, 2023