Fucking the dog

Doing nothing, shooting the shit.

Hey Kevin, what are you doing?
Kevin: Fucking the dog.

by Anonymous November 29, 2002

War Dog

A political and/or military person who's immorally eager to encourage a people or nation to go to war.

plural form

War Dogs

George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are total War Dogs.

by MikeKal July 25, 2009

hen dog

Hennessy an alcoholic beverage, a nickname for it used in the hood.

yo leroy what we drinking tonight, "hen dog" yea dat yack

by bert2 August 14, 2005

dog in a bath

the act of squeezing ones cock and balls into the recipients 'rusty bullethole'. it is as hard as trying to keep a dog in a bath.

"that bird last night was filthy as fuck, i gave her the dog in a bath.

by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

dog sorry

To apologise insincerely to appease someone in the short term, in the way that a dog will look submissive while being scolded but will repeat the same behaviour again once their owner has gone.

I sent a complaint and they wrote back with an apology, but they were just dog sorry as it happened again a week later!

by Strigulino January 30, 2017

pls dog

You were playing Dank Memer (discord bot), and you typed ''pls dig'' too fast that you typed as ''pls dog'' and it showed you a dog pic.
or actually, you just wanted a dog pic.

You: pls dog
Dank memer:

Bork Bork! 🐶
(dog pic)
(user)#XXXX | powered by weebs (weeb.sh)
you: pls dig

by Orange is green April 17, 2022

shitkicker dog

tiny dogs that just bark and bark and smell and do nothing else

god i hate her dog
is it a shitkicker dog
yeah it is

by Astroisangry November 8, 2020