Keli

is short for 'Kelichiwa' after the famous Japanese female sushi making Samurai fighter pilot. She is also known as grasshopper to her KungFu buddies.

Waaaaaaa that Keli is undefeatable!!!

by kris-kel-oe August 3, 2009

kelp

A conversation made up entirely of dead birds...

Joe: That movie was amazing!

Sam: Sure, if you've got a map of it.

Joe: But the kelp is really green this year.

Sam: I like barbecue.

...and the conversation continues like this until someone screams or the world explodes.

by Jack the fridge monkey July 8, 2010

John Kelly

When you take a shit so large and humungous, it overflows the towels and clogs it up.

Man 1: Yo man I just took this massive fucking shit
Man 2: Did you clog the toilet?
Man 1: Yes.
Man 2: Haha, you just fucking John Kelly'd it!

by Bruce_Balboa May 14, 2015

R. Kelly

A weird "rapper" who pees on people.

Dude I just saw the video for Ignition I can't beleive he actully peed on those girls!

by bitch#1 March 21, 2005

kelsey

the most amazing girl you'll ever meet in your god damn life

damn, kelsey is the most amazing girl ive ever met!

by tokkie July 22, 2009

kelis

an artist that has no idea what the hell she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003