kelis

kelis is very fun to be around very outgoing when you get to know her but can be shy at times and she will be the realest on yo team okay cause perioddttt

you know that girl kelis yeah she funny and nice asf

by urbanfriend89982 November 26, 2018

kelis

an artist that has no idea what the hell she is writing about. milkshakes be the suck, yo.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

kelis

A sloppy mess of an "artist" (did you see the Clipse video??) who should be a has been, but the only reason any gives a rats ass about her is because shes with Nas. Once again adding credence to the old addage, it's not who you know, but who you blow

Yo, I can't believe that chick lost all that weight, she just pulled a Kelis

by JohnnyBravo November 25, 2003

kelis

artist responsible for the musical abomination "milkshake". She is clearly untalented, but her tits make up for it.

(kelis sings)

if you want to keep doing that the shirt has to go

by ... January 21, 2004

kelis

Some dumb bitch that needs to die.

All her songs suck. Who ever produced "bossy" is an idiot, it sounds like my retarded uncle got hold of "the wrong stuff" and recorded himself playing my little brothers casio keyboard.

Seriously you dumb fucks need to listen to some good music. (rock, classical, and some other stuff)not that god awful rnb shit that you people call music. 90% of rap is shit too. The only hiphop I would consider listening to is JayZ, DJ Danger Mouse, Dead Prez, and Jurassic 5.

I hope you die and have a nice day.

Hitler had the right idea he was just an under achiever.
-- Bill Hicks
kelis

by udon'tneedtoknow July 18, 2006

kelis

Kelis is a gorgeous ,confident,stunning person can be stubborn but so kind ,most people value her friendship because shes loyal and is one of the funniest weirdest craziest people you'll ever meet don't take them for granted because they can be tempered easily. And isn't the most popular with boys but has an amazing figure.

kelis was so funny and weird to hang out with
i wish kelis was mine

by juman265 December 21, 2017

kelis

An extemely talented singer and looked with an original voice and a fresh approach to music. Her best song to date is 'Caught Out There* where she screams 'I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!!' Classic. Milkshake is good so stfu :(

Stop being pathetic little bitches and leave her alone!

by goffick March 26, 2004