i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 21, 2004

show me yours i'll show you mine

younger humans getting/giving a personal show of their 'treasures'...something to make the most liberal parent 'squirm'

we were playing show me yours i'll show you mine; in an abandoned shotgun shack.

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.

Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?

by Morava March 9, 2007

i'll call you later

Might mean never, a noncommittal way to say I'm not crazy about talking with you now. Not sure when or if I'll want to call you back, but I will "try".

I'll call you later.

by branding March 23, 2016

Illegal Mike

Any person by the name of Mike that enjoys anything of the sorts that have to do with breaking the law.

Illegal Mike loves to sell contraband, have sex with underage girls, litter while driving down the road at a high rate of speed, and shoot his pistol off like he just don't care.

by Mike June 11, 2006

illing

when people are being rude but funny.

Max: females are kinda gay
Ethan: ha ha ha
nathaniel: you be illing tho

by bruhduhduh March 30, 2018