hammammered

to be severely intoxicated. one will appear more than simply "drunk" but must not display signs of being "loser pissed".

characteristics include; slurring of words, numbness of facial tissue, admission of intoxication, etc.

"Johnnie is so hammammered that he cut off his finger and grilled it. SAKE!!"

by sean_517 August 13, 2006

hammerhoused

(adj.) Heavily inebriated.
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Man, I went out and got hammerhoused the other night,

by cgjoeyg December 26, 2007

Hammer Spin

The act of inserting your penis into an anus, using your penis as a pivot point, then spinning around in a clockwise motion.

John: "Kyle I heard you Hammer Spin'd Lois."

Kyle: " That I did John, that I did..."

by JohnnyHungLow April 27, 2009

hammer off some hot drops

ejaculate, the changing of the male 'oil'

dave wanted and needed to hammer off some hot drops!

by michael foolsley December 5, 2009

hammer stoned

When your so drunk you forget how stoned you are. So you decide to smoke more. This in turn shifts the ratio of hammered to stoned causing you to now forget how hammered you are and to continue drinking.

Person A, "Dude where have you been the last hour??"

Person B, "(In drunk voice) I'm hammer stoned"

Person A, "It's a vicious cycle.."

by ask-two April 5, 2011

hammergency

When you run out of ham for a sandwich.

Alas, It's a hammergency we have run out of ham for our sandwiches.

by sbird August 17, 2015

hammergirl

a girl who sucks for money

Bethany is a great sucker, she is my hammergirl.

by lemil January 21, 2016