faded than a ho

hitting a blinker and getting absolutely obliterated.

fulcrum gets faded than a ho in sprit Halloween store

by sgilbert6136 October 3, 2022

faded

when you get caught by an authority figure, when doing something wrong.

"Maan, Luis got faded by the laws."

by Lil C November 3, 2002

shit-faced

Shit-Faced is commonly seen in movies, when a guy it going to try to get wit a woman or vice versa. The word is said when the event occures, usually in pastence. And it has to happen later on in the act, it can't be at the start. Now if rebecca would have said fuck you! the first line that isnt getting shit-faced.

Hoolio: hey, how are you?
Rebecca: good you ?
Meaningless conversation and......
Hollio: so do you want to go back to my place ?
Rebecca: fuck you, perverted ass hole!
Witness: aw haha dude u just got shit-faced! haha

by stricky September 8, 2007

Faded

1. If something is offbrand, or commonly a term used to call someone poor.

1. That Girl is so faded.
2. I don't want to wear those shoes. They are faded

by Steisjordan23 October 25, 2014

Turkey Faced

adj. Slang
Painfully overfull from eating open-faced "Turkey Face" sandwiches the day after Thanksgiving Day, made with a slice of bread covered with leftovers including mashed potatoes, turkey, stuffing and gravy.

He's not drunk, he's turkey faced!

If I have one more bite of the Thanksgiving leftovers, I will be turkey faced.

by GrandDad November 24, 2009

Faded

A term used when someone ignores your text message, handshake, question, or presence. Mostly used in Northern New Jersey.

Jim: Hey Kim what's up?
*Kim ignores Jim*
Tim: Bro you just got faded by Kim!

by masbruto October 21, 2015

foxed

The word used to describe what happened last night. But it doesnt mean anything other than making out, fingering, and handjob giving/receiving. If you foxed someone or fox someone that means that you(if you were a guy) made out with her and fingered her and she gave you a handjob.

Guy One: What did you and Alex do last night after the party?
Guy Two: We foxed.
Guy Four point Five: AWWWW SAH-WEET MAN!!!! DUDE ID BONE HER TOO!!!
Guy Two: Okay....?
Guy One: Dude wtf? Where did he come from?
Guy Two: I dont know. I thought you locked him in the closet.
Guy One: I guess he came out of the closet.
Guy Two: AWW sweet joke man!........fag.........

by theonlyone April 3, 2005