what the fail

when witnessing a failure in which you are confused as to how the failure happened or came to be.

colleen: OMG Brian did you just see what happened to that guy.
Brian: NO! OMG what the fail!?

by bricol7000 November 2, 2008

fairt

A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.

"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"

by montoro dynamite August 18, 2009

fairydusting

When a man ejaculates on a female, and then he proceeds to throw a handful of glitter on her so the glitter sticks to the semen.

The porn world was turned upside-down when Darian invented fairydusting. He fairydusted a chick's back, and the lighting elegantly reflected off the glitter.

by Montani August 24, 2011

FailRP

Mayfair County South Carolina Roleplay

Poor player: *Kills everyone in the server* Admin: *Insta 30 Day Ban for FailRP*

by Anonymous_5505' July 7, 2019

Failsafe

To avoid, at all cost, any situation that might remotely result in a failure on your, and your liabilities, part.

Example 1:

Stan: "Hey man, let's go to the mall, I want to get something to eat."

Sami: "Nah man, you're only hungry because you have post-high munchies. We should wait at my house before we go out anywhere. Plus, I have some Doritos at home you can munch on."

Stan: "Sweet, failsafe."

Example 2:

Sami: "Hey Charlie, can me and my girlfriend skip school at your house?"

Charlie: "Sure, but you'll have to leave before 12, my mother might come home early for lunch. Gotta be failsafe man."

Sami: "Word!"

by Sami Philadelphia October 6, 2009

bluetooth fairy

A person who has a bluetooth earpiece surgically attached to his/her ear, walking around in a public place talking to themselves.

I accidently answered the bluetooth fairy next to me in the elevator.

by Gabe Sampson January 1, 2008