blumpkin

the act of a female performing oral sex on a male while at the same time he is on the toilet taking a crap so he feels 2 great pleasures(only 1 if it is a painful crap or she has braces or 2 if it is both situations. if it is both then you are fucking unlucky)

"Last night I went to Asian party and I shtupped Cindy Kim."
"Get the fuck out!"
"I'm serious! She even gave me a blumpkin."
A what?"
"it's when she gives ya head while your shittin on the toilet."
"Awesome!!!!!!"

by poopiemcgee June 14, 2009

Blumpy

V. To orally falate a male who is in the act of expelling solid waste

I walked into the bathroom and saw Lindsay giving Chris a blumpy! He's a legend!

by Thefetis December 31, 2010

blumpkin

to recieve a blowjob while taking a shit
thought to originate at Cliff's place in Eden, NC

When Jerry walked into Cliff's Place, Mike got so hot and horny he threw Jerry into the restroom and gave him a blumpkin that he would remember for the rest of his life.

by JoeyT June 2, 2007

Country Blumpkin

To do a blumpkin but the girl is wearing a cowboy hat.

1) Ally, wear this hat so we can do a country blumpkin

by Turkmeister June 7, 2005

blumpkin

The act of simultaneously receiving oral sex and blowing your load while releasing feces.

Farcus put one more notch on his belt after last night when Wendy decided she would blow him on the shitter, little did she know his intent was to get a blumpkin.

by Farcus September 23, 2007

blumpkin

The act of receiving oral sex while defecating.

Grandma loved the smell grandpa's feces while giving him a blumpkin.

by Patrick S. E. D. March 5, 2008