adj: small round eyes that glisten with insightfulness, supreme knowledge of technical tax issues and a profound ability to "make it happen."
Note: Not to be affiliated in the slightest to Lombroso's version of the adjective written in his book...'On Criminal Man'.
Note: Not to be affiliated in the slightest to Lombroso's version of the adjective written in his book...'On Criminal Man'.
When I looked at his beady eyes, it made me realize that he was indeed not a criminal but perhaps a positive, charismatic man that probably had the profession of a high level executive.
by A fellow beady-eyed person September 26, 2005
Get the beady eyes mug.When you are having intercourse with a female, just as the man is about to cum... he flexs his bum cheeks to squees out a perfect turd log, in which is launched at full speed in to the females face, covering her entire facial area. once you have compelted that tha man can continue to cum on her belly.
"Good morning Boss, Im running a little late this morning as i gave Shelly a Steamer Beamer last night! i havn't quite cleaned up the mess!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
"Not a problem Clive, we've all been there... your just lucky she never gave you the chop after!"
by Sebastian O'Connor August 9, 2006
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Also see: opposite of cool.
Also see: opposite of cool.
by Fagbot and jessor December 27, 2003
Get the Drag Beard mug.An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.
by halfpint86 October 16, 2010
Get the Cheese Beard mug.Bro Beard, simply put. Where a bro cuts his hair with a 1 guard, so it's super short, then has a thick beard that totally offsets it, so it's unbalanced. Must be accentuated by lack of wearing the Bro, Flat Billed black hat cocked to the side.
Ohh myyy, check out that Bro. I bet he has a family of squirrels living in that Bro Beard. What a bro!! LOL
by Bro's spread like syphilis March 19, 2011
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Helen made me sleep on the couch last night after giving her a Mexican beard before her big meeting with her boss.
by the_sinic April 22, 2011
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