A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.
Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him
by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018
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Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect
by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 27, 2017
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