whacklog

When you have too much to fap to and have to prioritize because you can't get through all the copious amounts of porn and/or fapping material.

Vince McMahon has decades of whacklog of previous WWE(f) and WcW video tapes to attend to.

by Snakebite666 July 27, 2021

Whack

Mixing PCP and Cocaine. Also known as a space flip.

Wanna whack? Trust me, it's the easiest way to become a god. Or overdose.

by PsychedMF July 30, 2021

whackluster

Whackluster: The feeling you have when no matter how hard you try, you can’t find the right porn to “take care of business” so you settle and needless to say, "business" ain’t great.

I had a Whackluster session, while I was home alone last night.

by MB Squad August 10, 2021

Whack

When you don’t have something else to say

You know, life is just WHACK sometimes

by blackboi69 September 28, 2021

whack a husband day

Day that falls on November 28th and May 17th of each year

Wife: walks up to husband and whack
Husband: goes ow what was that for
Wife: goes it's whack a husband day

by Whack a husband September 29, 2021

Whacked the Otter

another word for masturbation while your partner sleeps, after the sex has occurred.

After they made love, He whacked the otter in the tent while she slept.

by schwinky October 11, 2021