A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
Get the Bed Personmug. a sitcom person is some one who originally had no personality, but then watched a sitcom and said, "oh! so that's how i'm supposed to act!". after this "realization", the person then proceeds to bestowing a personality upon them self and labeling them self with titles such as "evil black person who is the bridge between the black people and the emos" or "terrorist, pedophile, and stalker" and even "fattest person alive", instead of finding a personality like regular people. this, in turn, results with acting to portray their new found "personality", annoying everyone around them to the point of 0 tolerance for the person, other than by other sitcom people, who accept each other and make their own little sitcom lives with each other.
oh my god! he is such a sitcom person!! he acts as if he is a terrorist, a pedophile and a stalker just because he's middle eastern, people call him a pedophile, and he follows our group of friends around and it's soooo anoying! he is so ignorant and stupid, i wish he'd just leave us alone!
by aprsn July 3, 2008
Get the sitcom personmug. We do not talk about this entity. It does not exist. It is not SCP-3847822727827484726728, It is not god, it is not Satan, it is not the universe. It does not exist.
Person 1-123455: jammin'
Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
Get the person 123456mug. A human so ridiculously annoying in every-way, that you often wonder if , are they from a different planet or some poorly designed humanoid robot.
by doctorstrangescape June 15, 2017
Get the Non-Personmug. Guy 1 : yo man did you ever make it up with Lucy?
Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.
Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.
Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 1, 2014
Get the The bigger personmug. by UR mom August 24, 2004
Get the Gangsta Personmug. by 124567869jfkghjkdfkl March 22, 2009
Get the Tall Personmug.