spoon

Depending on who you are apparently, a romantic embrace that is void of sexual intercourse, or a position for sex. I dunno, they seem to be a little different.

we spooned last night!

geez, all we did was spoon last night...

by ajxthelesser July 2, 2005

Spoots

The long stringy rubber band-like semen that can be squeezed out after ejaculation.

I used my spoots to seal an envelope.

The longest spoots Ive ever had was 6 inches.

by Tayraw Bennett April 14, 2010

spoondagle

A male or female who is physically unattractive and has no personality

The mean ugly person that you can't stand

by Stevo January 1, 2005

Spookjob

When you are walking in the park and a mentally retarded ghost gives you the reach around.

"Dude, I was walking my dog when I got a stellar spookjob!"

by Matt Markel April 29, 2008

Spooker

The act of expelling gas from your ass (farting) in such a way that it frightens/ startles those around you.

Zach really made me jump when he bent over and ripped a voluminous spooker. Ah!!! Who spookered?

by Igor Strabinsky April 17, 2010

spoogie

Projectile semen explosion.

I look at her/him/it and I blew spoogie.

by raj bhandari July 25, 2004