shmocked

a state of being in awe. being smothered with shock

Lana got shmocked because of the pregnancy results.

by Maia11 December 12, 2021

Shockra

When a spiritual woman who's a freak in the sheets invites a man over for sex and uses her crystal to penetrate his anal Chakra.

He was excited about his date with a spiritual chick, until she pulled out her crystal and gave him the Shockra. He was shocked at first, but found the anal Chakra alignment to work wonders on his overall mood.

by Isla Vittenmyaz January 27, 2022

Shock Cena

Same as the "Shocker" where there is "Two in the Pink and One in the Stink", this comes to play after one makes a female cum from performing the "Shocker. The person doing the Shocker, places the Shocker in front of their face and shacks it back and forth like John Cena saying "You can't see me". Reason they can't see the Shocker is because the females close their eyes when they cum.

Denise, last night did you see my Shock Cena? Wait, you didn't and it was all in my face.

by ShinKC January 30, 2022

Shlock

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Shock Jock

When your dick hits the electrical outfit. Often used in Canada

-By ABraveBoy

This guy shock jocked his dick like a phone charger!

by ABraveBoy March 12, 2022

Shock or Shot

A drinking game where basic trivia if incorrect is punished by a shot or a shock from a dog collar.

Charlie you wanna play shock or shot

Nah man I got black out and ended up tazsing my self into unconsciousness

by I'm not THAT racist March 25, 2022