penis farmer 

One who harvests penises.

You're a penis farmer.

penis farmer by Phillip Ercave November 19, 2007

penis-vagina-sex

The common use of sexual activity in a heterosexual relationship. The male penis is inserted into the female vagina and good times are had. Not to be confused with penis-anus-sex.

I'm sorry to cut our conversation short but my wife and myself are going upstairs for some penis-vagina-sex. I'll talk more of my business proposal in the morning.

penis-vagina-sex by Jack Diddly Squat December 7, 2003

Penis Pie 

when you cum in a pie crust

want some penis pie?

Penis Pie by MasterX January 2, 2005

Penis Gourd 

A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.

"Hey Johnson check out my new penis gourd!!"

"....hehehe penis gourd"

Penis Gourd by Mr Jon August 4, 2005

amazonian penis fish

the kandiru fish of the amazon. called the 'Amazonian Penis Fish' because of it's rather unsettling habit of occasionally swimming up the urethra of an individual taking a piss in the amazon. it then proceeds to secrete it's spines into the urethra, and embeds itself in the urethra, mistakenly thinking its latched into the gill structure of another fish- its usually prefered prey.

jake got his penis plugged by an amazonian penis fish!

jake: doctor, what are you doing with that knife!?!?!
doctor: im sorry, son, but we're gonna have to cut of your cock.
jake: NOOOOO!!!!1!!1!1

amazonian penis fish by bl4ck_d0g May 24, 2008

Forearm Penis 

A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.

Is also equal to length of your foot.

Violet: So how big is Tom's dick?
Anber: He has a forearm penis!

Forearm Penis by Anberlin June 17, 2012

Tuna can penis 

A short, but very wide human penis. It is widely accepted that one does not have intercourse with a tuna can penis, but rather uses it to punch their lover in the cunt.

Shelly: "I heard Mike has a thick dick. I am so jealous you hooked up with him!"

Nelly: "Umm, we didn't hook up so much as he punched me in the cunt with his tuna can penis"

Shelly: "gross."

Tuna can penis by Tunacanenis July 31, 2011