A person that has eaten so much and become so large that they are permanently confined to their bed. The only way to move them is to pick them up with a crane.
by Rothbar March 27, 2011
Get the Bed Personmug. We do not talk about this entity. It does not exist. It is not SCP-3847822727827484726728, It is not god, it is not Satan, it is not the universe. It does not exist.
Person 1-123455: jammin'
Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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Person 123456: Ỉ̶̧̢͙͎̺̻̪̹͙͔̬̞̖̬̳͇̩̮̣͉̭̮̩͚̞̖̫̖̄̄̕͘͜͝͝͝ ̴̧̛̪͚̠̯͇͔̼͎̘̺͍͚͋̍̐̐̏̽̒͑̃́́̒̀̾̌̿͊̂͛̃̔͛̉̀̏͂͐̋̃̒̓́̉̚̕̕͘͝͠͝͝͠ͅd̴̢̨̧̨̛͚̜̹͍̹̫͔̪̻̬̲̹͍̝̫͈̼̘̙̺͎̻̹̮̫̬̫́͗͐̇̿̐̌͒͒̽̊̅̈́̽̀̇͐͗̿̀̌͋̅̎͌͂̏̐͆͋͗̕̕͘̚͜͝͝͝͝ͅo ̛͈̪̀̄̽̂̽̒͋̉̃̓̐͊̈́̉̄̈́̀̎̓̀̍̓͊͛̍͝͝ ̵̢̢̢̛̦̣͈̭͍̹̖̠̫̼̪͍̟͓̻̭̻̻̻̠̫͙͓̼̦̝͚̣͙̯̱̯̱̯͕̤̟̇̒̈̌̈̈́̈́͗͂̀́̅̒̀͐̍̒̂̓̏̑͌͒̑̌̈́̃̽́͛̾̀͂͂̿͘͜͝n ̢̨̧̨̨̢̛̩͍͇̣̜͇̘̤͍̖̦͙̭̭̖̲̝̗̫̠̠̱͇̪͍̗̖͔͙͔̮̩͓͍̘͓͓̋̍̏͌́͐̍̋́̾͛̏̓̂́̓́̄̊̃͑͋͒̇̃̈́̑̓̃͒͌͆̇́͛͛̒̓͘͜͜͝͝͝͠͝o ̨̪̙͓̙̰͆̅̋̒̍͗͑͋͋́̊̍͗͒̂͂́̏̏̀̇̏͊͊̀͒͗̑̃͑͑̿̆̈́̈́̄͂͆̔̿̚̕̚̕̚͜͝͠͝t ̛̳̹̪͔͑̽̌̈͆́̑̄̽̾͊̀̍ ̢̢̢̡̤̗̯̹̬̣̮̤͓͚̗̲̗͚̰͚̪̟͓͓̺̖̮͓̯̲̪͎̼͗̾̒̚ͅé̵̱̥͉̖̪̯̹̞͇̳̹͎̘͈̜̹͚̪̪̲̬̹̿̀͌̾͒̍̓͑̀̈́̏͊̍̈̑͋̒͗̃́̎̽͆̎̅͋̕͘͠͝x ̡̢̬̼̠̯͍̠̗͚̺͉̤̖̗̳͓̠̺̘͎͍̤͆̈͌̾͋̂͂͛̏͊͒̆̏̓̀̾̏̏̈̈̐̎̏̉̉̇̓̀̈́͐̆̈́̚̚͜͜͜͝͝͝͠ī̴̧̨̨̻̗̝̙̙̮͎̠̫͕̖̫̝̖̘̻̭̬̼͓͔̪͙͔͉̲͖͍̳̣̝̦̥͕̼̲̟̊̊̽̋̆͂͑̔̈́͛̇̓̈̓̂̔́̈̕͝͝͠͝ͅs ̨̢̡̛̙̪̭̲̞̫̼̮̰̻̭̰̫̲̝̥̘͔͉̩͍̼̮͈̗̼̞͈̫͖͚͈̬̜̜̽̃̏̽͐̿̀́̇́͐̽͒͒̐̀̅̋͊̿̐͊̈́͒̒̓̈́̾̽̌̌͐̌͐̎͛̐͋͐̈͘̕͜͠͠͝͝͠t̵̢̧̟̦̲̗̫͙͙̮̪̹̣̮͍̠̫͚̝̺̺̻͖͍̥͙̼͛͜͝
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by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021
Get the person 123456mug. A human so ridiculously annoying in every-way, that you often wonder if , are they from a different planet or some poorly designed humanoid robot.
by doctorstrangescape June 15, 2017
Get the Non-Personmug. 1. A cooler version of a Skippy.
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. A high skilled and attentive person on a sailboat
2. The sailor who maneuvers the tiller in order to turn the rudder, therefore allowing for a change in the sailboat's overall direction.
3. A rudder person is usually present during extreme sail boat races around the harbor
4. A high skilled and attentive person on a sailboat
by Carly DeFalco December 26, 2007
Get the rudder personmug. Guy 1 : yo man did you ever make it up with Lucy?
Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.
Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
Guy 2: yeah man, I was the bigger person.
Guy1 : oh that's cool.... WAIT A MINUTE YOU MEAN, ohhhhh SNAP!!
by Xx360noscopeswag69xX December 1, 2014
Get the The bigger personmug. by UR mom August 24, 2004
Get the Gangsta Personmug. by 124567869jfkghjkdfkl March 22, 2009
Get the Tall Personmug.