Chester Mustache

A super thin, scraggly, tinsy-winsy pathetic attempt at a mustache. Usually found on a creepy middle-aged guy who doesnt get laid unless it comes out of his wallet. Sadly molesters usually have them (hence the name).

Rachel: OMG Richard has a chester mustache!!
Chris: dude thats effing nasty!
Rachel: i know! and he wonders why he cant get a girl friend...

by !Sexy_Time! December 26, 2009

Shitler Mustache

The stripe/s (often resembling the shape of Adolf Hitler's mustache) left on the back of the toilet seat by an inconsiderate defecator

Phil left another shitler mustache on our toilet seat. I don't know whether he's a Nazi or just a regular asshole that doesn't bother to clean up after himself.

by bravestsirrobin June 11, 2015

mustache monorail

one person getting railed/dry-humped/oral sex by a single unit that happens to have a hairy upper lip.

guy #1: what did you do last night?"
guy #2: i mustached monorailed some bitch all night long!
guy #3: trust me, you're welcome. do not mustache monorail my mother ever again!
guy #2: deal.....

by eatshitanddie666 May 30, 2010

mustaching

An occupational hazard caused by using cheap staplers: almost like resistoring or telephoning, where the staples do not complete "bite" into the other side of a document, except the staples take on a more rounded form, like a handlebar mustache.

Why does this effing stapler keep on mustaching on me?

by pentozali March 2, 2011

Must Meditate March

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.

My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March

by Dubiks February 24, 2019

mustafa

just so happens to be an attractive male with such low standards that he chose me out of all females to date if ur reading this ily and id pounce on you any day now.

hey shai did you see mustafa over there? he might be flat but at least his ass don't look like like spongebob you square stinky booty ass.

by shrekbae666 November 23, 2019