Passion Fart

The inadvertant release of gas emitted in the deepest moment of passionate love-making.

"Rodney was hoping that Sylvia was too busy screaming in ecstasy to hear his passion fart last night while making love to her."

by wkjbear April 11, 2010

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

stress fart

an especially foul-smelling, raunchy gaseous explosion created by the churning of one's own stomach due to unhealthy levels of stress.

"Damn. That smells awful. Do you need to change your pants?"
"No it's all good. Just a stress fart created by the upcoming block exam."

by 1b1b1b1 October 20, 2008

target farting

when you purposely aim your fart at another individual

im going to be target farting Dylan right in his face once he falls asleep

by martang mang December 19, 2006

Fart Enthusiast

One with an inappropriate and/or perverse affinity for humor related to the passing of gas.

See also: dad

He is such a fart enthusiast that even the juicy splatter of a ketchup bottle makes him burst into uncontrolled laughter.

by KingofSpainGG December 15, 2010

Sneeze Fart

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.

Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?

by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

blood fart

1. An expulsion of air from the anus, accompanied by any quantity of blood.

2. Any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the anus.

Kathy's skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym class.

by Allah Pinya March 11, 2003