fart-mute

to shut off your microphone from picking up a fart while on a video chat or telephone call.

I thought I fart-muted myself and ripped some ass but then I realized I muted the sound and not my microphone during the Microsoft Teams meeting. I am a failed fart-muter.

fart-mute by Thunder of Muscle December 16, 2021

Fart In My Mouth 

For one to say the sentence and then proceed to open the mouth and let a stinky poopy fart drift into the mouth.

Jason: dude you’re freaking gay!
Ralph: no I’m not dude!
Jason: yeah you are!
Fred casually walks into the argument
Fred: Fart In My Mouth!!

Fart In My Mouth by Cloudyboi May 23, 2022

Fart beaver 

A hairy butthole

I’d love to take him in the ol’ fart beaver.

Fart beaver by fart beaver boi November 2, 2022

Fart Puddle 

When any type of biological creature with an anus farts so hard, that the gas released changes into a liquid halfway to the ground as a puddle.

Damn! That monkey had a Fart Puddle! Better get out of here!

Fart Puddle by Rionox December 7, 2022

Fart Plume 

1. Used In Many Ways
2. An Insult
3. A comeback

1. Ya Fuckin' Fart Plume!
2. Friggin' Fart Plume!

Fart Plume by Anthony Luka Davenport September 2, 2023

Fart Capture 

The art of taking an empty glass jar opening it up and securing it tightly to an anus. Then when the anus it is against farts, quickly slid the lid over the jar without removing the jar more than half an inch from the asshole.

Man, I need to Fart Capture. I love to sniff them later.

Fart Capture by Silk Brah March 28, 2008

Fart class 

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

Fart class by Roachey15 September 28, 2009