Dick Shakes 

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

Dick Shakes by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014

dick beard 

When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".

Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.

dick beard by Obispo September 4, 2006

So Dick 

Cool, or "sick." Something you'll never have but like to enthrall in its awesomeness.

"Bro, check out that Maybach! How sick is that?!"
- "Thats so dick! But I'm stuck driving a shitty Ford Taurus, maybe one day I'll decide to get a job."

So Dick by cumtothelight August 22, 2011

american dick 

The smallest dick in the world, comparable to a piece of tic-tac. The american dick is not only small but also pink in color, a sign of femininity.

The american porn industry is responsible for brainwashing americans in believing they have the large penises, but for every 1 american with an average sized dick, there is a dozen with below average (which in reality is really the 'average' for americans). And for every 1 american with an above average sized dick, there is a hundred that is below average. The odds does not favor the american man.

Black girl: Damn that white boy look like tom cruise!
White girl: But his dick look like a piece of tic-tac
Black girl: Nvm LOL

White guy at the store: Hi, give me a pack of lights and that pack of tic-tacs
White girl behind the counter: You already have a tic-tac in your pants. -laughs-
White guy: Hey fuck you. It's 2 inches, tic-tac is 2 centimeter!
White girl: Ummm...

American Rednecks have the smallest penises in the americas and in the world.

Do not confuse 'american dick' with blacks, asians, latinos, for 'american dick' refers to 'white dick'.

american dick by ApocalypsePenguin June 23, 2012

Big Dick Energy

A cockmass-energy equivalence discovered by Albert Einstein in 1905. This relationship is quantified by the equation E = BD^2, with E as energy, B as big, and D as dick.

Einstein: *Does well in school*
Kid: Ha, that Einstein nerd has a chode!
Einstein decades later: *Invents Big Dick Energy equation to prove that this kid, in fact, is the one that has a chode*

Big Dick Energy by mihoyminoy May 24, 2019

My Dick Is Too Big For This

When something is beneath you or otherwise out of the caring capacity.

Person 1: You've got to take care of the kids.

Person 2: My dick is too big for this.

Person 1: Why'd you back out? We were winning that CoD game.

Person 2: My dick's too big for this.

My Dick Is Too Big For This by CjTeddyB November 3, 2010

Dick rider 

A dick rider is a nigga who hops on hypetrains(bandwagons). For example 3 years ago nobody payed attention to the golden state worriors. Now suddenly everyone in the world reps them. Also seahawks what a bigg ass bandwagon team. Niggas was hopin on they dick from 2011+. 1 more exapmle in XXXtentacion. When this nigga was on souncloud nobody fucked wit him but soon as some shit hit youtube everybody fucked wit him. Then niggas started fuckin wit him heavy and shit. Now this niggas summining demods n shit and i wonder who else gunna do the same

U a dick rider nigga
Hop off they dick b

Dick rider by Real nigga dictionary July 21, 2017